Pickup Lines: The First Drafts

Where do I sign up! Sea Orbiter: Floating lab to monitor oceans. Here is a picture of it... anyone else think it looks like a shrimp?

Pinky The Cat is freaking possessed!

Thank god American Idol is finally over.

Wouldn't life be easier as a Jedi? Revenge of the Sith Paperboy, Dodgeball and Pigeons.

Muppets' Wizard of Oz to air Friday May 20

Tools or Actions in Photoshop That, Were They Applicable to Real Life, Would Prove useful at Various Stages of a Relationship.

Smack A Penguin! best I could do is 315.2

Update: 318.7

Automobile Magazine says "Here's what's coming in 2006 & 2007"

The Giants woes continue, this says it all: "Jason Schmidt of the Giants went on the 15-day disabled list with a strained right shoulder, joining slugger Barry Bonds and closer Armando Benitez on the DL."

Update: Between these three players, we have over $35 million on the DL right now. Just sickening. Giants salaries.

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Giant's vs. Nationals

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Went to the Giants game yesterday. Watching the boats out in the bay was pretty much the most exciting point of this game as the Giants didn't play well at all. It's always fun to go to a game though, even if you have to sit in the nose-bleeds.

Finals: San Francisco 3, Washington 9

Old School vs. New School: Morse Code Still Beats SMS. It seems that morse code is still faster at sending text messages than using txt speak. Even when the morse code sender is 93 years old and the SMS challengers were teenagers! Read On...

This game is addictive! Drop Kick The Faint

Will Ferrel to return to SNL as a host on May 14th. This article questions his impact on the show, and only cites one skit he was involved in as being good (the cheerleader skit with Cheri Oteri)... but he did have so many others! This should be a good episode.

I think it's a safe bet that Barry Bonds is done for the season. He just had yet another surgery on his knee, according to ESPN.

A Ninja Pays Half My Rent (.wmv)

Quoted: "You can't always ask permission if you want to make progress." - Martin Luther

Stolen Invention #2: When you get in the shower every morning, wouldn't it be nice if you could just push a button that turns the water on and adjusts it to your favorite temperature? Temperature would be displayed via a little LED readout, and could have adjustment arrows (up, down). In fact, it could remember the favorite temperature of up to 'x' number of individuals whom use the shower, much like the memory seats in some luxury sedans. Chalk this up to another invention that I thought of a while ago, and should have capitalized on because I have now seen this technology appear in some showers being sold at home centers. My loss is their gain, and your comfort.

This is part of a multi-part series of inventions I have come up with on my own, and were stolen from me.

Here is a funny TV spot from Orange (UK cellular provider) with Darth Vader.